i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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