would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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