And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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