Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
home. puking in laundry basket.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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