OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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