we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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