I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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