some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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