Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
And then he peed in my hair
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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