Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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