I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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