I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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