YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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