If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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