Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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