I'm pants shitting drunk right now
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
