There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You made out with two different species that night
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize