i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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