Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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