Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Please don't give away my fajitas
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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