me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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