Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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