i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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