She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
