Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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