is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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