And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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