On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just gift wrapped bread.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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