STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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