Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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