community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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