hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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