How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
