You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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