Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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