No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We just shotgunned beers for America
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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