yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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