is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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