I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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