so that wasnt chicken after all
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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