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The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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