is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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