yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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