What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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