I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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