I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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