Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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