Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize