do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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