We're like a lot better than the average bears
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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