actually, I'm a sock model
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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