So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Your mouth is God's brothel.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
