she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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