he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
