But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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