ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
